Monday, March 06, 2006

If The Snot Runs, You Must Expunge

Running Jayhawk has a great list going on "You know you're a runner if ...". I thought I had heard them all, but she's got some good ones! Go take a look and add your own; my addition is:

"You know you're a runner if you get rid of snot in ways you'd rather die than be seen doing in public, but wtf, if the snot runs ..."

7 comments:

Deene said...

ha ha! thanks for the link. There was an small article in one of the trail running mags about how to do the "farmer's snot expunge" sometime last fall. step by step details it was hilarious.

Anonymous said...

there is a fellow that i often encounter out on the trails. he is a world class snot putter - full on head jerk to the side and all. i don't know whether to be repulsed or in complete awe of the man. his current record by my account is a good 15 feet. i often wonder if he practices his technique throughout the week or takes any kind of performance-enhancing supplements.

Iron Jayhawk said...

That is too funny. :) Well put!!

Trisaratops said...

Very funny!!!! :) Thanks for sharing!!

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